Pop Goes the Weasel
James Patterson
Assholes Finish First
Tucker Max; Maddox
Stuff White People Like
Christian Lander
The Count of Monte Cristo
Alexandre Dumas
Under the Dome: A Novel
Stephen King
Thinner
The Running Man
Lullaby: a novel
Chuck Palahniuk
The Long Walk
John Dies at the End
David Wong
Heart-shaped box
Joe Hill
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Seth Grahame-Smith